Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home….— Unknown
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that…is the beginning of a new argument.— Unknown
Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!
I’m smiling. This should scare you…! ;-)