The only way Americans would storm an embassy was if they were giving away new iPhones.
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Men are from Mars & Women are from Venus! (via @shilpiiz)
We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much.
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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information.
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I’ll buy you a share of Facebook for every status update you don’t post.
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The Facebook IPO is a great reminder of how much money there is to be made on helping people waste their lives.
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I want you to know that whatever problems you’re having, I’m here to read about it on Facebook.
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From One Gorgeous Gal To Another…. Sshhh! ;-)
Today is National “HOLY CRAP, YOU’RE HOT!” Day
Two blondes were driving to Disneyland. The sign said: Disneyland Left. So they started crying & headed home….— Unknown
How To Decide If You Should Buy More Shoes (For Girls)
DUDE! I’m JOKING. You are NOT adopted!!! ;-D
A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that…is the beginning of a new argument.— Unknown
Before you insult somebody you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you insult them you’ll be a mile away and have their shoes!
I’m smiling. This should scare you…! ;-)
